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The fastest tortoise. On Robinhood.

The famous run

Guinness filmed the record. This is that clip.

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Bertie has held the Guinness record for fastest tortoise since 2014. $BERTIE is his coin on Robinhood Chain, launched on Pons, with creator fees going to the keeper who looks after him.

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Top speed
0.28m/s
Record run
19.59sec
Still his
2014onward
Bertie on a red track, the world's fastest tortoise

01 — The record

A leopard tortoise, not a cartoon turtle.

On a 5.48 meter course set at a 1 in 12 slope, Bertie clocked 19.59 seconds. Guinness logged the speed at 0.28 meters per second. He lives at Adventure Valley in Brasside, with the people who have looked after him since before the record.

In 2023 he became a father of two, and the hurry seems to run in the family. The title is still his.

Guinness on Bertie
Bertie the leopard tortoise breaking a finish ribbon on a red track

02 — Try the course

5.48 meters. Bertie did it in 19.59 seconds.

Tap as fast as you can. The faint shell is the Guinness pace — 0.28 meters a second, and it does not get tired.

Clock

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Start5.48 m

Same distance as the record run. Gradient not included.

03 — The keeper

Creator fees go to the person who feeds him.

This launch is with Bertie’s keeper, not around him. On Pons, creator fees from trading are claimed by a wallet set at launch. That wallet is his. The park stays a children’s park. The coin is the loud part.

Home
Adventure Valley
Brasside, Durham
Where fees land
The keeper
Set on the Pons launch
Visit Bertie at the park
Bertie the tortoise beside a note that reads $Bertie on Robinhood
The actual Bertie. South African leopard tortoise, high dome, and no interest in being called a turtle.

04 — Robinhood Chain

Find $BERTIE on Pons. Not on another chain.

Pons is the launchpad on Robinhood Chain. Supply is fixed at a billion, trading starts on a bonding curve, and the contract address is the one Pons publishes for this ticker — nowhere else. It is not live to copy until the launch transaction lands.

  1. 01

    Add the chain

    Robinhood Chain in an EVM wallet. Mainnet chain ID 4663. A little ETH covers gas.

  2. 02

    Open Pons

    Go to the Pons launchpad. Connect the same wallet. Pons never custodies the trade.

  3. 03

    Buy $BERTIE

    Search the ticker once the pair is up. Read the description before you trade. Metadata is locked at launch.

  4. 04

    Fees leave

    Creator fees are routed to Bertie’s keeper. They are not a team allocation of tokens.

Contract

Published on Pons at launch

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