Robinhood Chain · Pons · bertie.run

The fastest tortoise. On Robinhood.

Bertie has held the Guinness record for fastest tortoise since 2014. $BERTIE is his coin on Robinhood Chain, launched on Pons.

Top speed
0.28m/s
Record run
19.59sec
Still his
2014onward
Bertie on a red track, the world's fastest tortoise

01 — The record

A leopard tortoise, not a cartoon turtle.

On a 5.48 meter course set at a 1 in 12 slope, Bertie clocked 19.59 seconds. Guinness logged the speed at 0.28 meters per second. He lives at Adventure Valley in Brasside, with the people who have looked after him since before the record.

In 2023 he became a father of two, and the hurry seems to run in the family. The title is still his.

Guinness on Bertie
Bertie the leopard tortoise breaking a finish ribbon on a red track

02 — Try the course

5.48 meters. Bertie did it in 19.59 seconds.

Tap as fast as you can. The faint shell is the Guinness pace — 0.28 meters a second, and it does not get tired.

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Start5.48 m

Same distance as the record run. Gradient not included.

04 — Robinhood Chain

Find $BERTIE on Pons. Not on another chain.

Pons is the launchpad on Robinhood Chain. Supply is fixed at a billion, trading starts on a bonding curve, and the contract address is the one Pons publishes for this ticker — nowhere else. It is not live to copy until the launch transaction lands.

  1. 01

    Add the chain

    Robinhood Chain in an EVM wallet. Mainnet chain ID 4663. A little ETH covers gas.

  2. 02

    Open Pons

    Go to the Pons launchpad. Connect the same wallet. Pons never custodies the trade.

  3. 03

    Buy $BERTIE

    Search the ticker once the pair is up. Read the description before you trade. Metadata is locked at launch.

  4. 04

    Check the contract

    Confirm the contract address Pons publishes before trading.

Contract

Published on Pons at launch

Open the launchpad