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The fastest tortoise. On Robinhood.

Bertie has held the Guinness record for fastest tortoise since 2014. $BERTIE is his coin on Robinhood launched on Pons.

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Top speed
0.28m/s
Record run
19.59sec
Still his
2014onward

The famous run

Bertie’s record-breaking video

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Watch on YouTube

01 — The record

A leopard tortoise, not a cartoon turtle.

On a 5.48 meter course set at a 1 in 12 slope, Bertie clocked 19.59 seconds. Guinness logged the speed at 0.28 meters per second. He lives at Adventure Valley in Brasside, with the people who have looked after him since before the record.

In 2023 he became a father of two, and the hurry seems to run in the family. The title is still his.

Guinness on Bertie
Bertie the leopard tortoise breaking a finish ribbon on a red track

02 — Try the course

5.48 meters. Bertie did it in 19.59 seconds.

Tap as fast as you can. The faint shell is the Guinness pace — 0.28 meters a second, and it does not get tired.

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Same distance as the record run. Gradient not included.

04 — Robinhood

Find $BERTIE on Pons.

Pons is the launchpad for Robinhood. Supply is fixed at a billion, trading starts on a bonding curve, and the contract address is the one Pons publishes for this ticker — nowhere else. It is not live to copy until the launch transaction lands.

  1. 01

    Open Robinhood

    Use an EVM wallet and make sure you are on Robinhood before trading.

  2. 02

    Open Pons

    Go to the Pons launchpad. Connect the same wallet. Pons never custodies the trade.

  3. 03

    Buy $BERTIE

    Search the ticker once the pair is up. Read the description before you trade. Metadata is locked at launch.

  4. 04

    Check the contract

    Confirm the contract address Pons publishes before trading.

Contract

Published on Pons at launch

Open the launchpad

A note from the team

We want to support Bertie and the people who care for him.

The team plans to reach out to Bertie’s owner, who also owns Adventure Valley in the UK, to try to get in touch and donate funds toward the work they do for the park and for Bertie. No promises yet, but stay tuned.

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